I usually don’t post actual news articles but I found this one too ludicrous to pass up. On the 29th of June at the barriers of Shinjuku Station in Tokyo a 51 year old man tried to pick up a 22-year old female office worker but he screwed up the timing and couldn’t work up the courage to talk to her so in a fit of rage he decided to stab her posterier. She did however manage to escape without any serious injuries, but the cut spanned around 10cms. The 51 year old, who is confirmed as unemployed, was arrested under suspicion of stabbing. He confessed to his crime and gave the above reasons.